A day in the life of Hev, Foge, Frog and Hoon

NO it's NOT a figment of your imagination...

2007-10-14T05:01:00.000-07:00

...it is I...GARDENING and I didn't break a nail neither...

One for the rabbit fans out there

2007-09-27T19:53:00.001-07:00

DO YOU MIND I'm on the TOILET

Sports day and trophies III

2007-09-27T19:46:00.000-07:00

Moment of glory....don't be shy....but mum what if I fart in front of the whole school....don't worry mate no-one will you hear you they'll all be clapping...

Sports day and tropies II

2007-09-27T19:43:00.000-07:00

YES!Did you see mum did you did you get a picture did you see me win was I fast......I was here the WHOLE time mate.......

Sports Day and trophies!!!

2007-09-27T19:39:00.001-07:00

ON YOUR MARKS.......Ok,I only just made it to sports day,I had to run too so was purple and wheezing by the time I got there(not a good look)but captured this shot just as she was about to run a race she won....what a good mother I am.....

Finally, Queen of the house...

2007-09-19T05:42:00.001-07:00

And here she is,3 1/2 year old English rabbit "Hoon-baby".Half rabbit,half dog and resident house bunny.Trained to use a litter tray,come in through the patio door when its time to enter her evening abode and kiss to order.Extremely cute and ruler of Sayers household(all guests can verify this).Will do anything for a raisin and likes her grapes slightly warmed.

Next there's me.....

2007-09-19T05:35:00.000-07:00

What can I say,35 and feeling it.Currently temporary single mum to aforementioned child and rabbit.Full-time nanny to Lance(pictured)but thankfully on holiday at present.Generally my life revolves around cleaning the house(to sell it),cleaning the child(so social services don't remove her from my care)and cleaning the rabbit(so she doesn't smell).Life is a lot about the removing of dirt really isn't it.That and bottoms.

Then there's Charli,strange but cute

2007-09-19T05:29:00.001-07:00

Ok,Charli.Full-time student in year 3 at Yanchep District High school,Western Australia.Excellent at spelling(especially when we're trying to spell something instead of saying it....),dodgy at maths(like her mother)and can run like the wind(sports day photos to follow).Having survived the "why" stage,the "doesn't really matter does it" stage and the "where do babies come from" stage we are now resting temporarily on the "Can I...." stage.Follow this with a subject of your choosing as long as it is highly unsuitable for an 8 year old,for example"can i have my ears pierced/use swear words/ride my bike to school"and so forth.You get the picture.

Introducing the clan(although you know us anyway!),first off the bat,Neal

2007-09-19T05:06:00.000-07:00

Firstly Neal,otherwise known as the Foge due to his age(44 years young).Of Liverpool descent(read:dodgy scouser)Father to three girls, therefore substantially outnumbered,Lauren(17),Abby(13) and Charli(8)otherwise known as the Frog.Currently working as Chef/Manager in Forster,NSW and searching out a new life for us there.